Dear Hipsters,

Probably best to go fuck yourself.

Category: Hipsters

FLUORO ONLY LOOKS GOOD IN STATIONARY

TOOTSIE CALLED, HE/SHE WANTS HIS/HER GLASSES BACK.

MC HAMMER. ONE OF THE FIRST HIPSTERS?

YOU ARE NOT BLOSSOM.

YOU ARE NOT A SAILOR, PIRATE NOR CAPTAIN OF ANY SORT

SAYING PEACE INSTEAD OF BYE IS FOR HIPPIES, NOT FOR YOU

PLEASE TAKE THE STICKER OFF YOUR BASEBALL CAP

PANAMA HATS ARE FOR OLD MEN. AND PANAMANIANS.

WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HAIR

SHORTS AND STOCKINGS? HOW ABOUT NO?