Dear Hipsters,

Probably best to go fuck yourself.

Tag: clothes

FLUORO ONLY LOOKS GOOD IN STATIONARY

AT LEAST PUT SOME GLASS IN THOSE FRAMES…I MEAN, C’MON!

YOU ARE NOT DAVY CROCKETT.

MC HAMMER. ONE OF THE FIRST HIPSTERS?

YOU ARE NOT BLOSSOM.

YOU ARE NOT A SAILOR, PIRATE NOR CAPTAIN OF ANY SORT

SAYING PEACE INSTEAD OF BYE IS FOR HIPPIES, NOT FOR YOU

NO, I WILL NOT READ YOUR SCRIPT

PLEASE TAKE THE STICKER OFF YOUR BASEBALL CAP

PANAMA HATS ARE FOR OLD MEN. AND PANAMANIANS.