Dear Hipsters,

Probably best to go fuck yourself.

Tag: fashion

FLUORO ONLY LOOKS GOOD IN STATIONARY

YOU ARE NOT DAVY CROCKETT.

TOOTSIE CALLED, HE/SHE WANTS HIS/HER GLASSES BACK.

YOU ARE NOT BLOSSOM.

SHIT, I KNOW GRIZZLY BEAR ARE THE DOPEST NEW BAND AROUND, BUT THIS IS TAKING IT TOO FAR.

YOU ARE NOT A SAILOR, PIRATE NOR CAPTAIN OF ANY SORT

SAYING PEACE INSTEAD OF BYE IS FOR HIPPIES, NOT FOR YOU

NO, I WILL NOT READ YOUR SCRIPT

PLEASE TAKE THE STICKER OFF YOUR BASEBALL CAP

PANAMA HATS ARE FOR OLD MEN. AND PANAMANIANS.